This video clip went kind of viral a couple of months ago.
A young fresa (stuck-up) woman from Guadalajara makes the outrageous confession that she is going to vote for the leftist presidential frontrunner Andrés Manuel López Obrador (AMLO) despite being a niña bien (rich girl) from a conservative, Catholic family who always votes for the right-wing National Action Party (PAN).
Mexico needs a change, she charges, and AMLO is the man for the job, although she refers to the candidate as “you-know-who” rather than saying his name.
At one point in the video, she even gets a Tinder match with the 64-year-old silver-haired, third-time hopeful.
The priest, to whom Almudena makes her shocking confession, raps his encouragement for her conviction to vote for AMLO, with his most memorable lines likely being:
Your vote is like your virginity
Don’t give it to someone who defends impunity
Read more about the video here.
I’ve translated the lyrics into English below but a few words may need some further explanation:
PRI: The Institutional Revolutionary Party. The PRI held power in Mexico uninterruptedly from 1929 to 2000 before ceding power for 12 years to the PAN before returning at the end of 2012.
Current President Enrique Peña Nieto and his government has been plagued by corruption scandals and skyrocketing levels of violence and are clearly on the nose with voters. Its candidate José Antonio Meade is languishing in a distant third place in polls.
Panista: A member or supporter of the National Action Party (PAN).
Zapopan: A municipality in the metropolitan area of Guadalajara, Jalisco.
NIÑA BIEN
Father, you’ll say that I’m crazy
Something’s provoking me
And the heart doesn’t make mistakes
It can’t be, I’ve had enough
And I know that I’ve sinned at times
I need your help, I’ve got a thousand questions
I don’t know what to do
Even though I’m a rich girl, I’m going to vote for you-know-who
Listen to me, please
Let’s change our country’s destiny
Daddy, I don’t want to offend you or anything
But what we have to do today is get rid of the PRI
Listen to me, please
Let’s change our country’s destiny
Don’t rush me, really, don’t censure me
Don’t rush me, really, don’t torture me
I know that my family is panista
And they label me as a populist
But Mexico is already a bad trip
And this government really pisses me off
Their lies give me nightmares, nightmares
And they drug the Mexican people
With football and tortillas
In Zapopan, I really party hard
I really hope they don’t swap my Audi for a Chevy
I told my mom that being afraid is a fail
And now she doesn’t want to let me go to Vail
(Priest’s rap)
Give it away, give it away, Almudena
Don’t be embarrassed
You’re the shit and no one will slow you down
Your vote is like your virginity
Don’t give it to someone who defends impunity
Almudena: My family is literally ashamed of me
Priest: Committing the same mistake would be very costly
You should shout it, you should post it
Tell everyone without fear who you’re going to vote for
Almudena: Even though I’m a rich girl
I’m going to vote for you-know-who
Listen to me, please
Let’s change our country’s destiny
I don’t want to offend you at all
But we what we have to do today is get rid of the PRI
Listen to me, please
Let’s change our country’s destiny
What a shame to break the tradition
Don’t rush me, really, don’t censure me
But I want your blessing
Priest: Tell me everything, Almu
Almudena: Don’t rush me, really, don’t torture me
Don’t rush me, really, don’t censure me
Priest: Tell your parents
Almudena: They expect something of me
Don’t rush me, really, don’t torture me
But I’m no like that anymore
Someone speaking: What’s the deal with all the corruption?
Almudena: It’s true, it’s terrible
That you vote for the bad option
Please, don’t be so trashy
It’s not as if tacos are going to disappear. . .