PROPOSAL TO SACRIFICE ONE MEMBER OF PARLIAMENT PER HOUR TO PACIFY POPOCATÉPETL VOLCANO (TRANSLATION)

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Mexico – A group of honest citizens, concerned about the country, proposed carrying out a human sacrifice of members of the legislature to pacify the recent clouds of smoke from Popo and thus solve two problems with a single measure.

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A member of the group that proposed the measure stated that ¨like the Aztecs several centuries ago, we must give the volcano what it asks for.  The universe is wise and if we do this, we will avoid a possible natural disaster and at the same time solve the complicated problem known as the members of parliament´.

Clouds of smoke from the volcano have been increasing and the situation will surely worsen if it does not taste  politicians´ blood.

 

Translated from satirical website eldeforma.com. The original in Spanish here.

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2 comments

  1. This is hysterical! Thanks for posting!

    Saludos,

    Kim G
    CDMX, México
    Where we don’t know anyone who thinks the politicians are even remotely close to doing their jobs.

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